Haters are going to hate. (I’m still trying to gain followers with photos of cats.)
“I will feel really stupid if I crash into the car in front of me because I’m watching this caterpillar walk across my windshield,” said Simone. “Would you tell them the truth?” I asked her. “No. One time I crashed into someone’s back bumper because I was trying to text the word ‘bitch,’ but autocorrect kept changing it to ‘betch.’ And then I told them that it was because my brakes stopped working.”
Tags: autocorrect car crash
Want to Win $200?
As some of you have already read, I’m working on this project:
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/a-cosby-sweater-christmas
But I’ve been having a bit of a hard time exposing it to people. So here’s how you can help me with the project and win $200:
I’d like for you guys to tell your friends and family members about it, and ask them to contribute. Make sure to tell them to include your name in a comment, so that I can keep score.
The person who manages to get the highest amount of $$$ contributed, will win the $200 and will receive either a check, or a Paypal payment.
Write me a message, or email Sleidi.Yeni@Gmail.com if you have any questions.
“
People don’t understand how big of a responsibility it is to raise a child. It’s like having homework for the rest of your life.
Tags: parenting birth control
While riding the train back home, I put my iPod on shuffle and “The Scientist” began to play. I was immediately reminded of the time when we played it in your childhood bedroom.
It was after a fake-up. And I wanted to satirize how histrionic we had been acting. But we cried within four seconds of its commencement, and then agreed to never listen to it again. It was undoubtedly the saddest song ever written.
I listened to it four times in a row. From 125th to 72nd. But when I noticed an old man looking at me, I began to bop my head as if I were listening to something upbeat.
Sometimes it’s embarrassing to be a sentimentalist. And it mortifies me to think that you might somehow discover that I still spend a good chunk of my day thinking about you while listening to sappy music.
http://www.theatlantic.com/sexes/archive/2013/04/the-thrilling-messy-lives-of-new-yorks-freelance-dominatrices/274582/
If you’ve ever wondered about the life of a professional dominatrix, read this article that my brilliant girlfriend, Allie Conti, wrote for The Atlantic.
Tags: Allie Contie The Atlantic
I’m thinking about making, “U never gonna undrstand me,” Goo Prone’s slogan.
Tags: the little prince deep
